Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
Share words with me while I’m visiting Colorado!
Amygdala. Discombobulate. Molybdenum. Ishkabibble.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
|—||Jeffrey McDaniel (via girlshapedguitar)|
when you and your buddy are low on potassium
There was only one machine left in that derelict arcade. It was an old-fashioned Pac-Man cabinet, the sort that looked as though it could have been the sarcophagus of a television god. For some reason, it was still plugged in, and Mondrianesque glitches flickered across the screen. There was a…
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL